Thursday, August 2, 2012

The Domestic Diva and They're Coming to Take Me Away (hee hee ha ha)

July 31, 2012

I avoid getting up for a while, not anxious at all to face the cleaning task at hand.  I make myself a deal that I will get the bathroom done, take a shower, and then see how the rest of the day goes.  I dig the coffee pot out of my suitcase, find the coffee, and get that going while I cover the shower floor with a thick layer of Soft Scrub with bleach, thinking there isn’t enough bleach in the world for this place.  Once the coffee is in me life is looking up, and I fly through the place like a mad woman on a cleaning mission.    I clean and clean and clean until midnight! And everything is done but the extra back bedroom.  I hauled furniture, trash, rearranged, and decorated like my life depended on it.  Those HGTV hosts have nothin’ on me!  One of my best purchases – my Bissell Steam Mop.  That little thing did an amazing job on the mud-coated floors (a mix of vinyl and laminate).

I’m just settling into my fully-made, cozy bed when sirens start going off!  I’m like Mrs. Krachett from Bewitched running to the windows to see what’s going on.  I hear someone on a bull horn (but can’t tell what they’re saying), people yelling, and four-wheelers running all over.  Should I evacuate, running out in the mud-covered streets in my pink polka-dot pajamas?  Should I hide in a back closet??  Just as soon as it begins, it ends, and I am able to go to bed.  [I find out later that that is the curfew siren, and the Village Public Safety Officer on his four-wheeler herding all the kids into their homes at midnight, which will occur every night until school starts when the time changes from midnight to nine.]

1 comment:

  1. favorite line from this post: "I dig the coffee pot out of my suitcase"

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